~ matisyahu is jewishly reggae
~ going to movies alone is possible
~ girls are more attractive when they ovulate
~ homosexuals make light of things
enjoy...
1. FIRST NAME: elaine or lainey or vagina breath
2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? yeah the chick from seinfield
3. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? i never cry
4. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? yes, i can write like comic sans if i wanted to
5. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? fishheads... and turkey
6. KIDS? bongkweesha but her baby daddys in prison for laziness
7. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? yes i am disgustingly awesome
8. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? yes i write about what i hate, then shred it a couple of months later
9. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? is this a trick question
11. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? yes over and over again till my dopamine levels became immune to it
12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? cheerios with almond milk and fat free milk with slices of hearty potassium
13. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? i wear flip flops braddah
14. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? everytime i shoot up steroids
15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? cumcream
16. SHOE SIZE? seven point five
17. RED OR PINK? red mushroom tips and pink tacos
18. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? im perfect
19. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? i don't miss, i accept
20. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? you get a bj if you do
21. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? gray yoga pants and white socks
22. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? tofu and steamed fish
23. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? tomorrows bad seeds
24. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? a mosaic one
25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL? babies they smell edible
26. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE TO ON THE PHONE? some guy from the recruiter place
27. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? hygiene, confidence, presentable, happy
28. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? he deserves an honorable mention
27. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DRINK? h2o and vodka tonics
30. FAVORITE SPORT? doggy style
31. HAIR COLOR? black with bad streaks of brown from my last color job
32. EYE COLOR? dark brown
33. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? yes i am blind in my right eye
34. FAVORITE FOOD? anything that looks like vomit
35. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? realistic endings
36. What is the last movie you watched? despicable me without a despicable dude (jk... no i not jk...)
37. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? bluish gray (and no bra and semi hard nipples)
38. SUMMER OR WINTER? summer in socal, winter in vegas
39. HUGS OR KISSES? grizzly bear hugs and sloppy kisses
40. FAVORITE DESSERT? everything
41. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? god
42. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: god
43. WHAT BOOK(S) ARE YOU READING? gre prep book
44. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? too cool for that
45. WHAT DID YOU WATCH LAST NIGHT ON TV? youporn from ryans stash
46. FAVORITE SOUNDS? sloppy eaters, i esp. love it when they bite their utensils
47. ROLLING STONE OR BEATLES? strawberry fields forever!
48. THE FURTHEST YOU'VE BEEN FROM HOME? hawaii
49. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? special is subjective
50. WHEN AND WHERE WERE YOU BORN? 11131987 @ honolulu hawaii at the tripler hospital in the island of oahu
51. DO YOU LIKE TO COOK? id like to learn to incorporate a diversified amount of veggies into my meals
52. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU FIRST MARRIED? pending
